You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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