so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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