whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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