Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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