my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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