we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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