Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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