I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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