Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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