She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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