So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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