I've blown a few things in my day
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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