I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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