You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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