Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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