My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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