Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
whose ass print is on the piano?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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