it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just blew my weed a kiss
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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