Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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