Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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