If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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