"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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