so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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