for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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