normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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