i was born a porn star she said
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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