Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
