Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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