Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry theresamarosy hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

(260): View more from Indiana

u were determined it was a good idea

Fav 18 964 1427
share tweet
(770): View more from Georgia

i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.

Fav 54 4696 722
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(231): View more from Michigan

Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.

Fav 8 4703 802
share tweet
(816): View more from Missouri

we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

Fav 24 7441 1898
share tweet
(239): View more from Florida

all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut

Fav 14 3975 1293
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.

Fav 35 1524 4714
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(540): View more from Virginia

my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed

Fav 25 2109 1224
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(705): View more from Ontario

my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season

Fav 1 102 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

I think I fell in love last night

(210): View more from Texas

That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.

Fav 0 58 27
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT