I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I have post one night stand depression
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