its not stalking. its research.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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