marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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