Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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