Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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