I'm going to jail i love you
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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