Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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