I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
we have pet lesbian snakes
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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