Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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