at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If I die, sorry about rent.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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