You're so nebulous sometimes
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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