I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There r osticjed everywhere
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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