yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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