3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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