Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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