D3 body, D1 cock
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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