Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Small penises have feelings too.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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