Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you had me at cake vodka
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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