problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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