Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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