how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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