He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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