There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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