sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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