Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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