Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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